Washougal MX 2010 AMA Nationals

So I got a red neck by spending the day in Washougal, that place works fast.

My garden can beat up your garden

I'm in the boonies so why not plant a bunch of veggies in the ground and hope they grow?

Almost forgot!

My mom came to visit the other day. She took a picture of me!




I don't wear throwback sneakers, I ride throwback bikes.

How to be a better kisser

i've never had much luck with the laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadieeeees, but maybe, just fucking maybe, it's because I've been doing it all wrong!

I have to cast my hubris aside and step back from the situation to size it up. What can I do to improve my lot with the opposite sex?

I, personally, believe, that U.S. Americans... should look to their science fiction heroes when in need of advice on the laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadieeeees.

First step, learn from the pros.



Second step, EXAMINE HIS TECHNIQUES

Third step, practice practice practice!

Living on stolen land

So I'm watching The Only Good Indian.

Weird to think that the country you live in was stolen.

Used car salesmen...

Best quote "Tiger woods ain't got nothing on me"

I need to start using double negatives, I think it builds credibility.

http://www.nbcactionnews.com/dpp/news/region_missouri/northland/target-of-alleged-murder-for-hire-plot-talks-about-ex-wife

If I didn't have a used car salesman role model before I saw this video (I didn't), now I do

Nut up or shut up

So yesterday I was riding like a girl I guess, because today I tore that shit up.