How to be a better kisser

i've never had much luck with the laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadieeeees, but maybe, just fucking maybe, it's because I've been doing it all wrong!

I have to cast my hubris aside and step back from the situation to size it up. What can I do to improve my lot with the opposite sex?

I, personally, believe, that U.S. Americans... should look to their science fiction heroes when in need of advice on the laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadieeeees.

First step, learn from the pros.



Second step, EXAMINE HIS TECHNIQUES

Third step, practice practice practice!